My Wife is a
Love love chu chu.
rabu rabu chu chu
High
School
Girl
La la la chu chu
ra ra ra chu chu
Hurry up and hold me tight!
GYUtto shite nee hayaku
You're the one that I love more
chikyuu chuu de anata ga ichiban
than anyone else in the world.
daisuki na no
I'm hopelessly in love with you.
ai shichatteru no
I'm gonna squeeze you tight.
KYUN to shichau no
I got carried away cleaning, and broke a vase.
osouji hariki chattara kabin wachatte
Oops...
When I thought I'd try and make a salad, I cut my finger.
sarada ni shiyokka na tte yubi kichatte
Ouch!
But you still smile at me, and that's all I need.
soredemo anata waratte kureru sore dake de
You make me so happy that I start to feel dizzy.
mou happy sugite kurakura shite kichau
Love love chu chu
rabu rabu chu chu
La la la chu chu
ra ra ra chu chu.
Hurry up and hold me tight!
GYUtto shite nee hayaku
Be loving with me, but don't make me sad, or I'll hate it!
kawaigatte ne samishiku sasecha iya yo
Love love chu chu
rabu rabu chu chu
La la la chu chu.
ra ra ra chu chu.
Hold on to me even tighter.
GYUtto shite ne motto
You're the one that I love more
chikyuu chuu de anata ga ichiban
than anyone else in the world.
daisuki na no
I'm hopelessly in love with you.
ai shichatteru no
So I'll squeeze you tight.
KYUNto shichau
We'll be together forever.
zutto issho ne
Original TV-Fansub: LIME-Anime _ Additional Work: ReDone-Subs
And so...
The mass of a star can be considered equivalent to the quantity of fuel it contains.
In short, the star's lifespan is proportional to its mass.
The star's intensity is dependent on the percentage of its fuel it's consumed.
Put another way...
My name is Asami.
I'm a 17-year-old high school girl.
I keep it secret from everyone, but...
I'm actually married.
It's a Secret to Everybody, But...
My husband, Ichimaru Kyousuke-sensei, teaches physics at my school.
Here you are, Darling.
Thank you.
Eat it all up, okay?
What time will you be getting home today, Darling?
Huh? Should be the usual time...
So you'll be early?
Bye.
Okay then, I'll be going.
Even though we are a married couple,
we have never... That is to say...
We haven't ever...
Does my husband think I'm still just a child?
Hey, Asami... have you told him you like him?
Huh?
Don't you have a thing for Ichimaru-sensei?
What? I don't have anything "for" him.
It's written all over your face.
Right?
Yeah.
Not you too, Kasumi.
If you keep hesitating, somebody else will steal him away.
I-It isn't like that!
So how is it?
Not like that, that's for sure.
You three, back there.
Please keep quiet.
You're disrupting the lesson.
S-Sorry.
Sorry.
See? We got told off.
You're a real handful, you know that?
Ichimaru-sensei, what do you say to a drinking session tonight?
No, it's okay, I...
Come on, it won't kill you to go out once in a while.
Hey, Iwasaki-sensei, you have to come too!
Young guns like us have to blow off some steam.
Sorry, Sonoda-sensei, I already have plans...
Maybe some other time.
No problem, don't worry about it.
I'm sorry.
Looks like we can just do whatever, then.
I get it. Sonoda-sensei likes Iwasaki-sensei "that way."
Sensei!
Here you go.
Asami asked me to deliver this to you.
From Asa- ...you mean, Onohara?
Are you happy?
If I'm allowed to be...
Good. Be seeing you!
What were you thinking, Asami?
We can't let people find out about our marriage.
So we'd decided not to bring lunches...
But since it's here...
What? Lunch?
I made it for my boyfriend, but he didn't show up today.
Don't do random stuff like that.
Well, Ichimaru-sensei didn't seem like he hated it.
But, I...
Don't you get it?
Guys have only one thing on their mind 24 hours a day: girls.
S-Satomi.
My boyfriend's the same way.
S-Sensei isn't like that at all!
Oh, that's right. I have something that I need to do.
Jeez, Satomi, what was the point in saying all that stuff?
Hey hey, hey hey.
And it'd be so bad if they found out we were marr-
Hey, Asami.
Darling?
Is that right?
I thought it seemed weird.
Sorry.
Darling?
Eh?
You'll get home early tonight, won't you?
Yeah...
Yeah.
Today is a very special day that only happens once a year.
Asami!
We've got club activities!
Sorry, I'm not going today.
Again?
There is a birthday today...
Whose?
Huh? Oh, umm... my father's.
Your father's?
Bye.
I'm sure she said her father's birthday was last month.
Today is my husband's birthday.
"How to make Meat & Potato Stew"
I do hope you'll enjoy
my lovingly-cooked homemade meal, Darling.
I'm home.
W-What a massive selection.
Thank you very much, Asami. I'm so impressed!
I love you, Asami.
I've always been waiting for this day, Darling.
Darling...!
M-Maybe not.
Darling?
I'm just leaving school now.
Okay then. Please be careful.
Right! I'll do my very best!
"Applied Homemade Cooking"
Good, I'm nearly done.
I'm sure you'll enjoy it, won't you?
Time's a wasting.
I'm home.
What on Earth happened?
I'm so sorry.
Asami?
I-I...
Because today's your birthday,
"How to make Meat & Potato Stew"
I tried to cook you a delicious feast.
But this is all that survived intact.
I'm happy, Asami.
You remembered my birthday.
And, you were always thinking of me.
Darling...
Let me see what it tastes like.
It's delicious.
R-Really?!
Yes, it tastes good.
I'm so glad.
It was quite a warm day, so I'll be taking a bath now.
It's going to be a long night.
"It's going to be a long night," he says...
Okay.
This is fantastic.
Darling?
D-Do you mind if I come in too?
Umm... No, but...
A-Asami!
Hey there!
F-Father!?
What the hell do you think you're doing? You damn pervy teacher!
You're always showing up with zero warning, Father.
Contract - Onohara Iwao We, Ichimaru Kyousuke and Asami, concurrent with our family registration, do hereby agree to the following terms: 1) I, Ichimaru Kyousuke, do swear to refrain from, for any and all reasons, engaging in male-female relations with my wife, Asami, until she graduates from high school. 2) I, Ichimaru Asami, do swear to refrain from, for any and all reasons, engaging in male-female relations with my husband, Kyousuke, until I graduate from high school. 3) Furthermore, in the event that this contract is breached, we swear that our marriage shall be immediately rendered null and void. ~Ichimaru Kyousuke ~Asami
Read the contract and weep.
I-I'm still honoring the deal.
L-Look here...
What now!?
Y-You see...
Listen to me, you sick pervert teacher.
It's not like I've accepted you yet.
And you should be ashamed, Asami.
For throwing together such a feast for such a lowlife.
Hey-
Oh, this isn't half bad.
T-This is mine.
Say WHAT?!?
F-Father.
D-Darling?
Now you listen to me!
This food is...
It's what Asami cooked while thinking of me.
Whether you accept me or not, Asami married me, and that's that.
Asami belongs to me!
Darling...
She might have married you, but I can't give her away so easily.
Which means that-!
What!?
Oh, Darling, your alcohol tolerance is not that high.
Asami is...
D-Darling!
What, a couple beers knocks you out cold? I'm outta here!
Darling, Darling...
Darling?
I love you. I love you so much.
I hoped that today was the day, but it wasn't meant to be.
But please, love me lots from now on.
A whole lot.
My name is Asami.
I'm a 17-year-old high school girl.
I keep it secret from everyone, but...
I'm actually married.
I should probably wake him.
Darling!
Darling, it's time to wake up.
My husband, Ichimaru Kyousuke-sensei, teaches physics at my school.
Okay. Good morning.
Your breakfast is ready.
I Got a Love Letter!
What? You aren't eating anything?
I totally forgot that I need to get in early today.
I have to get ready for the faculty meeting.
Darling, what time will you be home?
If I get held up, I'll give you a call.
B-Bye then...
I'm off.
Even though we are a married couple, we still haven't...
...done "it," not even once.
But I'll make him be affectionate with me today.
Onohara Asami
Asami-sama, The first time I laid eyes on you, I thought you were so lovely. Would you mind meeting me and having a chat? I'll be waiting at the main gates after school.
This is... a love letter.
Good morning.
Okay, please open your books to page 28.
Today, we'll continue from where we left off yesterday.
The universe began 15 billion years ago, and formed from nothing.
Asami-sama, The first time I laid eyes on you, I thought you were so lovely. Would you mind meeting me and having a chat? I'll be waiting at the main gates after school.
What're you looking at?
Whoa, isn't this a love letter?!
A love letter?
N-No!
Hey, I said give it back.
Ooh... "I'll be waiting at the main gates after school."
Give it back!
Say, who's it from? No name, no signature, no nothing.
Does it really matter? Give it back!
If you want to take it back, I'll take you on any time!
Don't be reading love letters in my class. Focus on the lesson.
Here.
Oh, umm-
So, does anybody have any questions?
That wasn't nice, Satomi.
Sorry, sorry. But you were happy, weren't you?
Not at all.
Don't lie.
I'm not lying.
We'll see about that. What if it's from a really cool guy?
You haven't thought this through, Satomi.
Eh? What'd I miss?
What you missed is that she did all that in front of Ichimaru-sensei.
It's hard work, isn't it?
Somebody's got to do it, and my number's come up.
I'll help you.
Ichimaru-sensei.
Me too, me too.
Iwasaki-sensei, please let me help you guys too~!
Oh, then you...
Asami.
Are you passing on club activities again today?
Yeah...
Well, you know-
I'm sorry.
Please apologize to the others for me.
Okay.
See you.
Asami!
Wait, Asami!
Hey, where are you two going?
I'm going home through the back way.
What!? You aren't going to meet him!?
Aren't you even wondering what he's like?!
You still don't get it.
Come on, we can at least see what kind of boy he is.
No, I don't want to.
Then I'll have to check him out in your place.
I'll give you a full report later.
Asami!?
Are you all right, Asami!?
It hurts! I'm dying!
I sure hope this meeting wraps up early.
They always take too long.
Asami! Hey!
Darling?!
W-What's the matter, Asa- ...I mean,Onohara?
She suddenly felt ill. We're taking her to the nurse.
Are you all right?
Y-Yes, I'm fine.
It's nothing major.
Get on.
I-I really am okay.
I don't mind. Now, get on.
Darling...
Sure.
Nurse's Office
You don't have a fever.
Do you have chest pains? Stomach pains?
Do you feel dizzy?
No, umm...
E-Everything.
Huh?
I'm so sorry, Darling.
Wow, you sure are kind, Ichimaru-sensei!
Or maybe Asami's just special to you?
W-What? What do you mean?
Darn it, Satomi...
Oooh, you're getting flustered! Very suspicious.
C-C'mon, it's only natural to worry about one of my students.
At any rate, call me if you feel worse.
I'll leave her with you.
Okay.
Okay!
Darling...
Way to go, Asami!
Ichimaru-sensei was way more than "normal-worried" about you.
Right?
Y-Yeah.
He's got his eye on you for sure!
That isn't true!
How the heck can it not be true?
That's umm... like...
Oh, the paaaaain! *Dies*
A-Asami!
Are you all right!?
Get off, will you!
Oh, sorry!
I made my husband worry about me, but...
My fake illness trick did the job.
I'm sorry. I don't know you who you are,
but I only have feelings for my husband.
My beloved husband.
I'm so sorry...
Do you feel better now?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Are you sure?
Yes. I'm really sorry I made you worry.
I'll be home soon, anyway.
Okay!
Asami...
Welcome back. I'm here to pick you up.
Are you really okay?
Yeah.
As you can plainly see.
Darling?
I'm sorry.
You had to go through awful things today, all because of me.
Huh? What're you talking about?
The love letter.
Oh, there's no need to worry about that.
T-There isn't?
Actually, it made me happy.
Huh?
It's guy logic. The fact that you got a love letter
only serves to prove... how attractive my wife is.
Darling...
No matter what happens, I'll always trust you.
Because you're the one I love more than anyone else in the world.
Darling.
Well, today...
I tried to wring some affection out of him, but...
Darling?
Huh?
Sorry, would you mind heading to bed first?
I just want to read till I reach a stopping place.
Sure.
It's fine this way.
Because I know we both love and trust each other.
I felt my husband's loving and generous heart for myself.
And that alone makes me happier than anything else.
All I am is a kitten
watashi wa koneko
All for you, and yours alone
anata hitori dake no
A naive little kitten; I want you to raise me right.
mijuku na koneko sodatete hoshii no
Can't you grant me this simple wish for anything
nozomareru koto no subete ni
and every last thing that I desire?
kotaete yukeru kana
If you stare at me with those longing, hungry eyes,
nagai me de mitete kuretara
I'll make this scene hotter and hotter just for you
dokidoki sasete itte ageru
Your kisses are like love vitamins, so give me more and more of them.
ai no bitamin kiss motto choudai
Wrapped inside your loving arms so tight, I can sleep again tonight.
itoshii ude no naka kyou mo nemuru no
Forever and ever only yours; just a kitten of love.
zutto anata dake no ai no koneko
Preview
Asami here.
I've heard that guys like "stimulating" clothing.
Right then, I'll don a daring outfit and go on the offensive!
"Café"
So please, love me lots next week too.